Hi! We’re Cashew and Pistachio (the cats), and our human is the brains behind this whole pine pellet litter box thing. It all started when our litter setup was... well, a mess. Our human tried everything—clay litter, fancy boxes, even one of those app-controlled robot litter boxes that looked like it could launch into space. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. It broke. And clay litter still got everywhere. Like, everywhere.

Fed up with the tech fails and the constant cleanup, our human stumbled across this wild idea: pine pellets. Turns out, some clever folks were using simple, all-natural pine pellets from farm supply stores and making their own homemade litter box setups. So we gave it a try—and it totally changed the game.

No more weird smells. No more litter stuck in our paws. No more tracking it all over the house like we were sprinkling cat confetti. And the best part? It costs like 20 bucks a year for both of us. That’s less than our treat budget.

So why isn’t everyone using pine pellets? Probably because they’re too affordable and low-maintenance for the big litter brands to profit off. But we’re here to change that. We built a pine pellet litter box that actually works—and doesn’t require a WiFi connection.

Smarter, cleaner, cheaper. You’re welcome, humans.